Funny, I think you had too much time to waste during your short 2 days stay in this unit instead of enjoying the mountain, to leave such a long review based on wrong assumptions and your own personal life experience.
All I have to say is, there is something called a THERMOSTAT on the wall in the unit that any SANE guest would use to lower the temperature and not suffer from a heat stroke...
Also, nothing in the unit is from Goodwill, you obviously know Goodwill all too well to know what they sell. Everything was bought on Amazon. The Cookie sheet was brought in and left by a previous guest, we did not leave it there, this is why it is too big, we know our appliances and we would buy the right utensils for them.
Any normal guest, can READ the graduation on the water faucet in the shower, where it says "OFF" to turn off the water.
Any WISE Airbnb host would NEVER leave kitchen towels for hygiene reason (guests use them to clean their shoes) would you feel comfortable wiping your dishes or your hands after that?! Even if we wash them, we don't take any risks.
The Sofa-bed is 4 years old and the memory foam mattress on it is 1 year old, but sofa-beds are never very comfortable. Sorry to disappoint Mom but her judgment is wrong. There was a lot of extra pillows in the drawers under the bed, but you did not even ask or look, you were too busy digging in the oven I guess.
Finally the loft is OVER 6 feet tall on one side, I can easily walk and sleep up there. For your information, there a building codes in Colorado. I am not sure about where you live, and this is a legally conforming PERMITTED loft by the City of Vail building Department. The bed is a regular Queen Size bed frame from IKEA, not a midget bed that you thought it was...
In all, people LOVE this place and I have had repeat customers year after year and they spend a lot more money than you to stay there since you got the place on a promotional last minute deal... But again, you are entitled to your own personal opinion, but please do not feel "offended by other reviews" because they are probably way smarter than you and you are actually really offending them... ;-)
My response is meant to be funny, if anyone reads this... hahaha
PS: the deadbolt on the door is the old "UN-SMART" lock and is meant not to work, but this is another story for next time...