I am surprised and sorry to read your review Lenora. You did bring the door handles to my attention, they are old crystal knobs and do need some attention. This has never been an issue for any previous guests. The door leading to the laundry from the kitchen is not to be used as an exterior door and again, has never been an issue. I do apologize for the ants, this is often a problem in the summer months. It is why we have the ant traps. I have never heard of or experienced a strong smell in the bedroom. There is a plunger for the bathroom under the sink. I am sorry that you feel the Greenhouse was not clean enough for you, although you did tell me that you are OCD. As you can read with my other reviews, guests have always complimented on the cleanliness of the house. The kitchen is well stocked, I don't know if you couldn't find the fry pans???? Additionally, I do not list cable as an amenity and the house is clearly described as vintage. The photos also clearly show the furnishings. Again, the majority of my guests have loved the furnishings. I wish you well and hope you have a better experience with your current hosts.