I don't know where to begin replying to such an ignorant and foolish review. I guess I'll start by saying these two winners left the kitchen a complete pig sty. They left all their trash from their entire stay right under their kitchen counter. Just bags and bags of trash piled up inside their room, even when they had a trash can right outside their apartment. Not too smart.
They even clogged the kitchen sink and washed beach sand in my shower and clogged that drain as well. Very disturbing and sloppy! I can't help but laugh at these slobs though, I guess I feel bad for them. and about toilet not flushing not fast , i think everywhere in the world after you flush the water out of the toilet tank you have to wait few minutes until the tank is filed up agin , and why you couldn't find the sand island in front of our beach is , sand island come out when its low tide , not my fault laws of nature , hahahh
They had the lack of self-awareness to complain about a few stains on two bed sheets that I gave them, but then leave behind giant blood stains on their own sheets right before they leave. I also nicely asked them not to smoke in the apartment, but when our staff cleaned the apartment they found cigarette butts all over the floor. The irony of these slobs. Very hilarious!
I gave them kayaks and even gave them complimentary beach shoes to have fun, because I wanted to be a good host. Instead of a 'thank you', she complains that she didn't have fun kayaking.
But what makes these two "winners" really special is the amount of arguments they started with their neighbors. Constantly acting like police officers, when they are not even from this country. They had the arrogance to yell at their next door neighbors who were doing some road work on their property. Here is some advice: If you are a foreigner then shut your mouth and don't tell local people what to do with their property. You're very lucky Thailand is full of patient and nice people. You would not be so lucky elsewhere. Very sad and embarrassing!
I helped you with shopping, gave you a free tour, access to a 80 sqm beachfront two-story loft apartment with A/C AND free Wi-Fi free... All for under 20USD a night? And you still behave like spoiled children? Sad and embarrassing.
Don't bring your negative vibes to this happy paradise. If you're too broke and miserable to even enjoy your own vacation then stay home. Thailand doesn't want you here.
Good luck to you!