**Readers, please understand that Giacomo's review, excepting the bit about walking to the beach which I clearly write in my very very long description, is just lies by a man who is upset because I asked him to replace a mug he broke and tried to hide from me.***
You could be a very good fictional writer :) I washed your clothes, cooked "delicious" food for you, had Sanjay follow you to the restaurant and I even helped you to find nice places to go all over the place and now I'm a bad person? You left and shook my hand and said thank you for everything BUT because I asked you to pay for the cup that you broke and tried to hide it from me, I am a terrible person? I wouldn't have found out about the cup if it had not cut me on my foot when I came to clean. You didn't even have the decency to clean it up. I came there to clean the bathroom when you left it very nasty and your girlfriend's hair blocking the shower drain. You saw me do this! The very next evening I came back and the bathroom looked disgusting again. You are expected to clean after yourselves. Also, what kind of person sleeps on bloody sheets and pillows for several days? I would rather sleep on the floor than in somebody's blood. Besides, I don't know how you could see blood stains on a dark red sheet. So, clearly you are just lying. Finally, if you had told me you didn't know how to pick mangoes I would have been happy to show you. I just assumed you knew because all my other guests figured out how to just go and pull them off the tree. :) You can read Reuben's review that said "the mango tree was a plus". I hope you learn honesty and decency before you get old. Still, I wish you nothing but blessings and all that is good.