This basement is brand-spankin' new. Those blankets down there are even cozier than they look. You think that's exciting? Wait until you see the snacks in your welcome basket.
I also have a couple of hens in the backyard. One is currently laying and you are welcome to all the farm fresh eggs.
I think this place makes one heck of a home base. Even though you'll wanna stay forever, I ask you return home when your vacation is over.
P.S. We welcome ALL religions, nationalities, genders, etc.