Thank you for your colorful review. We invite all of our guests to use our self-check option. In fact, self-check is our default setting. (as anyone can see by glancing at the listing.) We have never said an unkind word about a guest. That is a lie. Nevertheless, here we are, so what can we say? It seems like a good opportunity to remind people that, as we say in the listing, we are not for everyone. Our house is humble, clean and comfortable. It is unpretentious. Clearly, we were a very poor fit for David. If you are like David, please do not book our listing. We are wholly unsuitable to self-important young executives who seek to hurt others on whim, and happily so. For hosts reading this review, we were overly kind in David's review because he did not break anything or leave any unusual messes. In our opinion, it is not our place to comment on how unpleasant we may have found him to be as a person. Nobody honestly likes everyone they meet. We try to tell an objective truth about our guests and to see the best in them and, except for his personality, David was a very ordinary guest.