George here had us wait at the airport for over two hours, because he did not have the common decency to call/message us ahead of time to let us know his flight had been delayed. Once we picked him up, we took a detour to the grocery market for him by his request, where he AGAIN took his sweet, sweet time (despite the fact it was nearly 1AM at night by this point).
The apartment had been cleaned the day before (by a professional cleaning staff), so no mold, no bugs, no smell. Nonetheless, George and his equally rude girlfriend refused to even walk into the apartment. They behaved as if we were presenting them nothing less than a mud hut, when in fact it is a two story loft that is well under-priced (less than $20 USD A NIGHT).
As for the water pump: THAT ONLY TURNS ON WHEN YOU SHOWER, so you're lying. That's how water pumps work. Try again, mate.
As for the water being yellow: You know the water pump you complained about? That has a filter on it, so great job embarrassing yourself with another LIE, liar. Secondly, you're in a third world country, so EVEN IF there is just a SLIGHT chance you are telling the truth... It's a truth that shouldn't have surprised you, George. So again, I suggest you gain some travel experience and explore the world outside of your western bubble, pal.
I know your exact type, George. You two are both spoiled, entitled, and have very little travel experience. When you pay $20 a night, manage your expectations. Only a child could have possibly expected to be staying at the Hyatt Regency for the price you paid.
We have three other tenants currently staying in these residencies, one of which is actually staying in the same exact apartment you stayed in, and guess what, George? Not a single person has mentioned ANYTHING that you've brought up in your "review". No bugs, no smell, no noise. You know why? Because you're full of lies, pal.
I recommend to anyone who is reading this to avoid George and his girlfriend like THE PLAGUE. They will offer you nothing but contrived nagging, filthy lies and a GROSS LACK of punctuality. Your time and effort is far too valuable to be wasted on people like George and his girlfriend.
Some free advice to you, George: Get better at lying, or learn to start telling the truth. I personally don't care which you choose to do, because thankfully I'll never have to see you again in my life, and for that I thank you.